superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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arcsenciel:

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waterage:


i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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Man, I love that one Disney movie

whitebeltwriter:

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

The Frozen Lion

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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I hate this website.. I can relate to a fucking chair 

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