my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
Shoutout to all of us lazy folk who are just going to chill on Tumblr til the food is done.