- me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
- me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
- Bailey: gives birth while her husband is in surgery and there is a bomb in the hospital
- Violet: has her baby cut out of her stomach by a psychopath
- Callie: crashes into a truck and has Sofia prematurely while she's unconscious
- Amelia: has a normal birth, but wait, her baby has no brain
- Charlotte: has triplets that are high risk and has to spend a freaking eternity lying down
- Meredith: has to have a c-section IN THE DARK because of a storm and then bleeds out all over the place
- is there no such thing as a natural, safe, HAPPY, birth in Shondaland?
